Define On A Stretcher Meaning

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!

The act of inserting one finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and two into the anus (normally the middle and pinky fingers). Also known as the reverse shocker.

a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.

to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher

Stretcher: To lay down slabs of rubber, WHILE rolling out a burnout; To lay rubberized destruction, to a (preferably public) road on/in a motorized vehicle; To perform a rolling burnout.

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.

any road, ski slope, trail, beach or other venue of fun which may cause you to end up in an ambulance

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.