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Battalionized
When a person is moved to a U.S. Army battalion level staff position and begins to come up with ideas they used to think were dumb. The individual will also start coming to work 50% less than they used to.

Example:
Hey man, why is Johnny being all Battalionized about this training?

Example 2:

Hey man, where's Johnny? He isn't at work

Yeah he's being all battalionized today.
By Alexis
Battalion Thot
That one Thot everyone in the squad fucks to boost morale.

Person 1: Aye where ana
Person 2: who that
Person 1: know that joint we all yeah at that party
Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
Person 1: Best Battalion thot in the whole corp
By Amalea
Blatalian Battalion
an army of italian/african-american mixed-race individuals.

the blatalian battalion is comprised of many franco harris clones.
By Gwenny
Stallion Battalion
a culture of marijuana, native to college park ga. the name comes from the sensation of having hundreds of genitals all working at the same time.

"That smells..."

"You know that stallion battalion!"
By Berte
Battalion Stallion
A gay guy in the military.

Brad: "Bruce just got promoted to sergeant."
Stewart: "He's SUCH a battalion stallion!"
By Bettine
Battalion Chief
A bald, micromanaging, shit-weasel that has nothing better to do than lean over a guy's shoulder when he's trying to work when he's not falling asleep at his desk.

Man, did you see our battalion chief? He watched those guys dig a hole all day and then gave them shit for eating an early dinner. I hate this department.
By Justina
Rasp Battalion
The training battalion of 69ths rangers reg.
There are TWO types of rasp battalions
Or can be the dumbass E2s that are just too dumb to do anything. the candidates

R- Rangers
A-Ass
S-Smells like
P-Piss

Bruh I just joined the rasp battaliontraining team now I'm getting 50 pings every second!
Bruh m8, just just the normalest thing I've ever heard!

Man I regret joining a RASP tryout! Now I am in a dumbass battalion that just doesn't do anything.
Ok From mochi
By Fran
Battalion Commander
Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.
By Stormie
3d Medical Battalion
A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."
By Merrill
3d Medical Battalion
Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?
By Charita