Define Ones And Fives Meaning

Ones And Fives
What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.

1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.
By Henriette
One By Five
Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five
By Tamqrah
One In Five
One of the Jewish religion. One in every five people are jewish

Make sure that one in five gives you back your change...
By Laura
One's Or Five's
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.

"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
By Corrinne
One's Or Five's
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.

"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
By Bethany
One Seven Five
A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.

hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.
By Rhoda
One Dirty Five
A one dirty five is also known as a BMW 135i.

Did you see that clean One Dirty Five driving down the street a few minutes ago?
By Virgie
One Five Three Rule
Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
By Kittie
One Handed High Five
Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
By Rochell
Half-way Low One-finger High-five
When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking

guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
By Gwenneth