Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original
DOS release.
It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of
oxen and nothing else, especially
not food.
Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford
the Snake River and all my fucking
oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo
silly ass::