A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured
inner ear.
These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded
indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of
oto-incompetentologist.
Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a
ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the
oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and
diddled me out of 200 bucks".
