SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep
hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and
sack you. Sarbanes
Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.