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Panked
When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.

The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
By Kalie
Pank Pank
A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.

All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!
By Henrietta
Pank
To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.

Why you taking so long in there?

Having a pank. Panking.
By Sande
Pank
the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
By Kiah
Pank
The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
By Julissa
Pank
the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
By Blondy
Pank
The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd

"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"

"hes blatently having a pank"
By Jessie
Pank
Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!
By Faustine
Pank
The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking

Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night

Jax: What are you on about??

Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
By Asia
Pank
The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
By Dina