Define Panks Meaning

The act of panking someone

A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.

To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd

Pussy ass skank

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking