1.) A rare type of human, classified by the
innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.
2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent
BAC score above .
083.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.
Bob:
Hey Jimmy, you always show up to
work drunk, don't you think you ought to
cut it back a bit?
Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.
