As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from...
the meat comes from a bird, it's like
a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the
outback of Australia!
Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like
a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the
outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"