1) Restaurant franchise that is headquartered in Tampa, Florida; renowned for its thick, juicy steaks and savory
Bloomin' Onions
2) Eatery whose cuisine will inflict some unrighteous pain on
grown man's gastrointestinal tract. The conglomeration of grease from the Aussie fries, juice from the Coca-Cola marinated steak, and cream from Sydney's Sinful Sundae will surely bring you to your knees and make you plead for
clemency.
3) Longtime sponsor of the Outback Bowl, which is played annually on New Years Day. The Outback Bowl is notorious for its early kickoffs and frequently swampy conditions to welcome college football fans to a new year.
1) "Johnny's system was under unrelenting siege from the filling Outback meal, as the Aussie fries and Victoria's 9-ounce fillet pummeled his system to sheer oblivion."
2) "Jake missed the entire first half of
the Outback Bowl after being hung over at the New Year's Eve Party. At least he was able to see his
Razorbacks open up a can of
whoopass on Michigan in the second half."