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Hockey Puck
A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
By Blanch
Hockey Puck
To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
By Aida
Hockey Puck
A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?
By Brietta
Hockey Puck
A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
By Imelda
Hockey Puck
slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.

Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
By Debor
Hockey Puck
a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
By Danella
Hockey Puck
A black girl that likes to get slap from white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again
By Christina
Hockey Puck
a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".
By Reggi
Hockey-puck
A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.

Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

By Kitti
Hockey Puck
A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."

"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head
By Nannie