probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.
guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
1. to a person with many talents: "Woah, you're a regular paula abdul!"
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.
Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
By Anderea
Paula Abdul
Small, cute, and extremely talented singer and choreographer. Is now a judge on popular TV show American Idol. Has had several relationships that turned out badly in her lifetime but has finally found her true love in fellow judge Simon Cowell. Now if only the two would just freaking admit their love for each other!
