The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse
Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hairgel, oh great, now I have penis hair
By Melonie
Penis Hair Envy
The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
