Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
By Ruthi
Pepto Bismol
A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.
The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.
Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."
By Robinet
Pepto Bismol Suppository
Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.
His cock was so big and I was horny I told him to give me Pepto Bismol Suppository.
By Gale
Pepto-Bismol
The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.