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Painted
A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.

Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted
By Jermaine
Painted
When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.
By Paulette
Painted
Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!
By Hayley
Paint It
To engage in a marijuana smoke session. To Medicate.

Paint It!!!!!!!!!
Lets Paint It.....
By Chlo
Paint
The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!
By Ermengarde
The Paint
The Paint

Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball

Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.

I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka

LeBron James goes hard in the paint
By Odele
Paint
Powdered cocaine.

I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?
By Lucia
In The Paint
The key on a basketball court.

Vinny: Yo look at Jon, he's going hard in the paint.

Tony: Yeah, he's already got 4 layups in straight from the paint.

Vinny: Jon dominates in the paint.
By Dasi
Painted
To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!
By Zonda
Painting
sexual term used by gay men to describe the painting(shitting) on a penis....usually when a bottom is not cleansed or the penis goes in too deep.

Leon and Antonio were having sex and Antonio went in too deep and Leon painted on Antonios penis.
By Shaun