Lying under oathe. What got Bubba Clinton impeached while President. It had NOTHING to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, Monica Lewinsky. His impeachement was ENTIRELY Constitutional because the U.S Constitution lists pergery among "high crimes and misdeameanors" because it can get you thrown into jail.
Perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. Just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. Save yourself further embarassment.
noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
By Isa
Perjury Trap
When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.
Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled.
By Christabel
Perjury Trap
n. Donald J. Trump’s inner circle; the location of any close associate of Donald J. Trump; the place someone goes if they align their interests with those of Donald J. Trump
“Don’t tell me a perjury trap isn’t real, when people start colluding with Donald Trump they immediately begin lying themselves into criminal investigations, then they perjure themselves until they are convicted felons.”
