Define Pert Near Meaning

Pert Near

By Katti
Pert Near

she was pert near asleep
By Felicia
Pert Near
If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.
By Tommy
Pert' Near

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!
By Janis