American 1: Hey dude that guy is hispanic.
American 2: Yeah he is Mexican.
American 1: He has a cool hat.
American 2: Wait... He doesnt have a
mustage, he is not Mexican... Oh sht! He has a badass
Peruvian Hat!!! He must be Peruvian
American 1: Im going to buy one of those.
*Peruvian comes*
Peruvian : You can have my hat bro.
American 2: Thanks dude. I will visit
Machu Picchu next year.
Peruvian: You need to try our Pisco Sour.