Define Petters Meaning

Aussie slang for petrol.

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the penis.

Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. A petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. Petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. Petters will anger everyone around them and cause great Arguements with friends and family, Destroying all hopes and dreams. Petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.