An unusually named, AudiA8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
A Word that the creator of this definition created because he needed a way to describe his artwork and because he’s a shitheelfurry who thinks he’s funny
Someone: Hey, your art sucks, you dumbass furry
Phaeton: Well, that’s what Phaetonism is, dude
Someone: Lmfao who cares
Phaeton: exactly
