When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the
rear partner takes a
pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal
bleeding.
Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "
I'll show you rough."
*inserts
pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER,
It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!
Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia
Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."