the
pragmatic solution arrived at in the final analysis by an
economically challenged individual seeking an alternative to his (possibly her) own procurement by those higher in the food chain on the 'strip', (a readily available area of tarmac, with a ratio of persons to neon signs of 1:100 to be found in most populated areas.
Prerequisites include such skills as
jive talking, fur stacking, trick management, prophylactic distribution, and the most problemized issue of collecting paper, which itself represents the genesis of the subject of the terminology described and defined herein.
the gentleman in question asserts that he was present at the said time and location, wearing a
pink suit with a cane, alligator shoes and 5 boxes of
Durex, with the intention of purchasing a can of coke. The defence finds the claim made, namely that the
defendant was engaging in the act of 'pimping, to be thoroughly outrageous.