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Define Pita Bread Meaning

Pita Bread
Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.
By Rosana
PITA Bread
Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."
By Fidela
Pita Bread Tits
A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.
By Jeralee
Pita Bread Tits
A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
By Jilleen
Pita Bread Tits
A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits
By Ashien
Pita Bread Tits
Some hoe with tits like a 3 yr olds.

"That bitch faced little hoe fucker cunt has Pita Bread tits"
By Elayne
Pita Bread Tits
A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus

Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.
By Ollie
Ya Nan On Pita Bread
Another good comeback for ya mum / ya mudda / ya mam / yo mother / your dad on bacon scruts i think? :P

deck head 1: Ya mum
deck head 2: Ya nan on pita bread
deck head 1: *ummmm ..... *Blank**
deck head 2: Mwhahaha :D I win!
By Christean
Pita Bread Balls
When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
By Cherrita
Pita Bread Dick
A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick
By Stevena