When a male uses his
magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then
offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to
conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey
Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was
exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the
Scandinavian pizza crust!”