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Define Ponderosa Meaning

Ponderosa
A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"
By Louisette
Ponderosa
A term used to define your household, home, location.

Mike:Hey John, where are you?
John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.
By Olimpia
Ponderosa
commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement

guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome.
guy b: ponderosa!
By Kaile
Ponderosa Spread
A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.
By Barby
Ponderosa
A smelly smell that could have been avoided with the help of general hygienic practices.

You:"My homegirl be smelling like something died"

Me:Me "you mean smelling like some ponderosa?"
By Mandi
Ponderosa Pounder
The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.
By Briny
Ponderosa High School
A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"
By Mame
Ponderosa High School
A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.

Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
By Charmine
Keep 6 On The Ponderosa
When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.

Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?
By Gussie
PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE
Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
By Lynnette