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Define Poostick Meaning

Poostick
Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.
By Dallas
Poostick
The stick used to hold poop before you fling it.

like an "ah" stick from the dr office, or popcycle stick
By Elvera
Poostick
A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.
By Ange
Poostick
Low quality hashish often containing plastic.

Couldn't get any weed, only poostick. This poostick is bloody harsh, I think I'd rather smoke topleaf.
By Georgeta
Cardboard-Poostick
An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”
By Alberta
Poostick
Poostick is sly insult to those who oppose liking the opposite sex. Only said to Homosexuals and those who have engaged in the odd sexual contact with their own gender, being called a Poostick is like the Matt Damon of the insult world.

Matt put his Poostick in you? OH THATS DIRTY!!!
By Wally
Poostick
A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"
By Zelda