Define Popcorned Meaning

Popcorned
Eating tons of corn, then shitting in your girlfriend's mouth.

"How was your date last night?" - Suzie
"It went well, but he popcorned me, that was unexpected." - Tara
By Sisile
Popcorn With Popcorn
Smoking a bowl of West Dallas weed called 'Popcorn' then popping and eating a bag of buttery, salty, popcorn.

Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna hang tonight? It's Popcorn with Popcorn night!
Guy 2: Sounds delicious!
By Pamelina
Popcorned
To get launched out of a seat by a car airbag detonation.

Dude pranked his boss hard when he popcorned him out of his chair.
By Mabelle
Popcorn
A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.

Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
By Gerrilee
Popcorn
Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.

Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!
By Deni
Popcorning
One of the ways a guinea pig shows his/her excitment/affection. Basically they jump around in little hops and twists. Like popcorn when its cooking.

Me: aaw! my guinea pig liked her tunnel toy so much, she was popcorning around the entire cage!
By Robin
Popcorn
A salty delicacy eaten when shit is about to go down.

Person 1 "Dude there's about to be a fight"
Person 2 "Okay lemme get the popcorn"
By Berna
Popcorn
A term commonly use on social networking and message boards during disagreements to announce that the speaker is deriving amusement from the altercation. The term also indicates that the speaker is not otherwise going to participate in the argument. It is used by itself as an interjection or as part of a phrase that indicates the speaker is going to sit back and enjoy the show.

Bob1329: You're an idiot! That cup is red!
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?
By Wini
Popcorn
Popcorn is a form of weed that started in West Dallas. It's just as strong if not stronger then "The Chronic". A couple of hits of that shit, and you're gone !

How much of that popcorn you got left ?

Shit, just enough for two cigars !
By Garnet
Popcorn
The stand-in name for something un-named and doesn’t need a definition in naming. However once referred to as Popcorn, it is instantly forever known as Popcorn.
(noun)

Steve: “what shall we call the bar”
Ben: “dunno, we can decide later, for the time being let’s refer to it as Popcorn”
Steve: “Popcorn it is”
By Amandie