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Porta
A Spanish rapper from Barecelona

have you heard Porta's album No Hay Truco
By Antonella
Porta
Short way to say portable

Porta potty, a portable or improvised toilet used in public places or events.
By Marlie
Porta Potties
1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
By Asia
Porta-pottyphobia
A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.

She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
By Lyndsay
Porta-Party
When a group of 2 or more people dance and drink in a portable toilet.

In 1987, 3 teenagers decided to have a party in the smallest location possible. They came across a construction yard with a few portable toilets, so they jumped in.

Thus, Porta-Party was born.
By Rafaelia
Porta-shitter
A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.
By Brandy
Porta Pounding
Engaging in coitus while in a porta potty/john.

Wade and Jamie were caught porta pounding last week at the local carnival.
By Ailey
Porta-wop
A person of both portugese and italian descent.

Yo, That porta-wop bitch is off da chain!
By Raychel
Porta Blumpkin
The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.
By Emalee
Porta Rock
1. Someone of Puerto Rican Descent.

Noreaga (N.O.R.E Rapper): ...I'm half Porta Rock... Most people call me a mut.
By Blaire