Define Posiden Meaning

Posiden
That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.

That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.
By Carolee
Posiden's Kiss
When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.
By Shell
Posiden's Kiss
(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
By Vanya
Posiden Powder
The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!
By Florie
Posiden Powder

By Lanny
Posiden’s Plunge
When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?
By Katherine
Posiden's Lick
When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!
By Doloritas