The type of friend you didn't know you needed; will impale your enemies with a kebab skewer; brown and squishy; will talk for hours about absolutely any topic
Ok ok fr tho: Irresponsible; doesn't listen to his friends' advice; can't even pass Biology; clumsy; talks to year 8s unironically and would not quit bloody Jekyll if it was a Presidential Order.
1. A homosexual indian male who is also reffered to as a "ballgazer". He likes being on top during man-man love making. Perfers to recieve rather than pitch.
Chubby ass Indian kid who lies a lot and gives himself false hope that he can get hot girls. Has immense crushes on girls named Esha, Ayana, Pooja, Sarah, and Isha. Says he is 140 pounds but is actually 190. Super annoying and just wants attention all the time. Horrible at video games and calls other trash. Has big bouncing tiddies when he runs across the street.
