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Define Prophylactic Meaning

Prophylactic
a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.
By Melania
Prophylactic
an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"
By Vonnie
Prophylactics
Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.
By Hilary
Prophylactize
Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.

I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.

I prophylactized myself with a condom.
By Maren
Prophylactic Shock
When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
By Darlleen
Prophylactic Reservation
A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.
By Clotilda
Prophylactic Shock
The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.
By Hyacintha
Prophylactic Shock
The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
By Alyss
Prophylactic Rodent
a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."
By Roby
Aqua Prophylactic
A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...
By Allegra