HomePrivacyAbout ☰

Define Ptl Meaning

Ptl
abbreviation of “pass the light”
normally used when smoking

person 1: yo ptl
person 2: ight i gotchu
By Linnet
Ptl
Pretend To laugh

Sassy Claus posts a Beyonce gif

Ptl.
By Neilla
Ptl
Party Trick Lesbian, as in the girls who dyke-out for the reaction it gets from boys and the sheer attention.

Those girls are being PTLs for free beer.
By Jsandye
Ptl
physically tremendous legend

wot a ledge..rite ptl
sam is the one and only ptl, name given by moi n she neva b used by any1 else
By Moyra
PTL
Praise The Lord !!!!!!!!!

Wow,after all that rain the sun comes out. PTL!!!
By Veda
PTL
1) "Praise The Lord!"

2) "People That Love"

3) "Pass The Loot"

4) "Pay The Lady"

Bob : "The PTL club, founded by Jim and Tammy Baker, was brought to ruin by a combined conspiricy involving Jessica Hahn, Howard Stern, Berkley Brethard, Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, the Liberal/Leftist Media, Ronald Reagan, Fawn Hall-and/or-Donna Rice, Playboy and Penthouse, National Lampoon Magazine, and Satan Himself!"

Eric: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!"
By Tasia
PTL
Post-Thesis Life

The beautiful time when a college senior is finally finished with their senior thesis and can enjoy senior spring like a normal human being.

I can't wait for PTL, when I can finally drink with my friends again instead of working on my thesis.
By Claire
PTL
Part Time Lover.
Having a relationship with no strings attached.
Just like friends with benefits.

Joe is just a PTL.
Man I need a PTL so bad....
By Annemarie
PTL
Potato love

when she gives you hardcore kissing
when she bites you lips to hard

She was giving me a potato love
My lips were swollen after she gave me a PTL
By Celina
PTL's
Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!

1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO

6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).

8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.

ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
By Eachelle