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Thesis
a dick that college seniors must take to graduate

God, she took that thesis so hard.
By Corinna
Thesis
The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.

I really don't want to write this thesis. It has to be like 100 pages!
By Casie
Thesis
intellectual-approved hazing

Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .

Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .
By Merla
Thesis
The act of being gay

That dumbass is being totally being thesis

After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.

So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.
By Calypso
Thesis
the act of a person being a homo that sings the robin byrd song and trying to piss a guy off

Youse guys are straight thesises

Man 1: Yo how was that robin byrd show dick?
Man 2: Shut Up you damn thesis go fuck a freezer
By Allix
Thesy
Smart, sexy and a little wild. Creative spirit and not afraid to take chances.

Thesy got it goin' on!
By Gilberte
Thesis
A form of torture needed for passage in the upper echelons of the collegiate level.

dude that poor student was thesis'd to death!
By Louisa
Thesis
To create a thesis, or statement of fact, you must complete these four steps:
__________________________________________
1)Genre
2)Title
3)Author
4)Theme
__________________________________________
After the thesis is created you must supply an argument to defend your work when it is shown to other people (i.e. teachers, pupils, etc.).

In High School, you must create at least one thesis assigned by a teacher in your English course.
By Timmy
Thesies
Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."
By Fionnula
Thesis
A stick figure with 8 legs that is strikingly fast and can sneak up on you at anytime no matter where you are!

You can't trust thesis!
By Eden