When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the
bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit
in your pants and this makes a pudding pie
John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby
Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes
walking straight impossible
Dude 1: i gotta get some adult
diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal
surgeon