A smug weasel, confit'd in his own hubris breast milk; comfortably suckling on the right wing teat since 1963.
Person A: " the only things I love more than low tax and coal is the fact that gays can't marry".
Person B: " oi dude, don't be a Christopher Pyne!".
By Callida
Benjamon Pynes
One man that is very hard to resist. He is very good looking and has the personality of a god. Benjamon has the prettiest eyes anyone could ever lay their eyes upon. Works at rubytuesdays.
Benjamon Pynes
By Adelina
Kevin Pynes
Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.
PYNE is one of the greatest DJs to have ever lived he lives with his son mum and Nanan in a house in the town of Barnsley making big tracks like Your Love My Desire and almost getting signed to universal.When he was younger had complications with his dad and his dad Kevin doesn’t see his grandson so much
A boy who has done enough to be considered above a dick and a douchebag but is just a little bit better than the scum of the earth. Will fuck and chuck girls, and if one wants to be more than a hook up, will end the relationship. Usually dressed in vineyard vines and enjoys afternoons involving lacrosse. These boys are the loyalist you can find. Bros before everything.
Anna: Hey do you think that boy is cute?
Juliet: Yeah, but he looks like such a pyne boy.