Define Coal Meaning

Coal

you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
By Arlee
Coal
Because cool just isn't cool and kewl is overused.

Random dude: Dude, look at my new pink T-Shirt!
Other dude: Dude, not coal...
By Timmie
Coal
hmm a non-renewable energy source!

flash1:buying coal 100 each
By Phyllis
Coal
When it's in a mountain or the ground, it naturally filters everything out of water.
When it's extracted, the toxic metals and everything else that has been filtered out pollute the streams and rivers.
When it's processed, the hazardous waste is put back into the spent mines or in holes in the ground and it leaches into the groundwater.
This damages the health of the people in coal communities.
Not to mention it contributes to climate change!

Clean coal does not exist. Coal is not clean.
By Marsha
Coal
Transpiring from the word “cock” when one uses predictive text on their mobile phone whilst simultaneously being under the influence of alcohol.

Tucking in to Christmas dinner Gran mentioned she’d never had so much coal since granddad passed away.
By Kimbra
Coal

"don't be putting your coals out on my floor!"
By Elka
Coal
coal is a different way to say cool but it means more than that as you have put thinking into the word taht you say which means its better than cool.it can sound the same if you have a certain accent aswell

that was really coal
By Kelci
Coal
An abbreviation of 'Choking On Air Laughing' or 'Choked On Air Laughing'. Similar to the terms, rofl or lol. It is another way to express that something someone said is hilarious. You could also say 'cool', by which you change Air to Oxygen.

Make sure your friends know what it means before using it, or you may sound a little weird.

Me: Haha, did you see 'The Date Movie'?
Friend: Yeah, I coal! That was funny as shit. :D
By Elisabeth
Coal
A bad situation, feeling rubbish, significantly shit, depressed, opposite of solar

"Alright I ain't seen you in ages, how's stuff?"
"Fucking coal mate my cat just died"
By Ronica
Coal
A baby man; an extremely immature tiny man
Very short

Wisty: coal your a babyman

Doot doot: Si
Fank: Si
By Georgette