A wickedly fast (the ball at the highest level travels in excess of 160 MPH) indoor court game played by some of the most amazing athletes on the planet. Allot a crafty old dudes play a much slower, but equally demanding game. Few sports pack as big an exercise punch as racquetball. The game is gaining players world wide while keeping an avid player base here in the U.S. Court 40ft by 20ft There is also an outdoor version.
A "sport" that doesn't compare to tennis because of its mediocre game play and practice of being played in glasscourts so their "skills" can be displayed. Not as well known for a reason.
Ohhhhhh dude remember when I took that Romanian Racquetball up at the RecCenter at college.
By Stacey
Rectal Racquetball
A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.
In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.
In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt.
A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt. The origination of the game dates back to March of 2006 at Albuquerque Academy.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
