Define Rasmussen Meaning

Rasmussen
the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.

rasmussen played dance dance revolution
for 58 cents

yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow
By Othella
Rasmussen
Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green

I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.
By Emyle
Rasmussen
Word meaning, cool, Genius and over all awesome.
Used to compliment somebody.

By Annabelle
Will Rasmussen
He is a very cute and really sweet guy, he sometimes feels that he isn't good enough, but many see differently. He has a kind and loving heart and a great smile. He sees women for their personality rather than their looks. He is a great guy.

By Corrinne
Rasmussen
A big boobed, slutly hoe bag, who dwells in anal corners and feeds off sweaty scrotums.

By Shannah
Rasmussen
Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.

That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!
By Dulcine
Rasmussen Statistics
Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.
By Joice
Lars Løkke Rasmussen
1). To chainsmoke. Usually common in Denmark

2). Former Danish Prime Minister

Wow, you are a Lars Løkke Rasmussen smoker.
By Sondra
Oddfríður Marni Rasmussen
A Faroese poet and teacher who is racist as fuck

Did you hear what happened? Oddfríður Marni Rasmussen Said the N word four times in one Class!
By Cindra
Abigail Rasmussen
She’s a hoe.

Abigail Rasmussen is such a hoe.
By Morgana