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Raytard
Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.
By Laurene
Raytarded
When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.
By Rosalie
Raytard
of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"
By Andy
Raytard
Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.
By Joanne
Raytard
(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"
By Noami
Raytard
of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.
By Orsola
RAYtard
when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.

A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard
By Kalila
Raytard
a proper name for Ray Hummell of Pennyslvania.

Do you know that kid Ray Hummell?
By Lanita
Oakland Raytards
Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!
By Lula
Raytard/ricktard
a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.

Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown
By Alejandrina