Roberto: Why haven't we taken our shoes off yet?
Gertrude: Why are we still in here?!
Roberto: We were supposed to go get high with friends!
Gertrude: You were supposed to call someone!
Roberto: You didn't call anyone either.
Gertrude:
I'm not the one with the phone!
Roberto: You had my phone this whole time!
Gertrude: Well I don't want to go through your shit.
Roberto: You can dial numbers!
Gertrude: Well I can't
rememberize numbers.