A girlfriend who is very
controlling, calls you on the phone all the time just to see if you are doing something she doesn't like, and wants to go through all your
belongings to look for
trace elements of other females.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: dog, is that your girlfriend calling you again?
Person B: *sigh* yeah, she's been bitching at me for the past week!
Person A: man, you don't need that
robocop!
EXAMPLE 2:
*
ring ring*
Guy: Hello?
Girl: Hey, where the HELL have you been? You were supposed to be home an HOUR ago!!! If I smell any alcohol on you,
it's over!!
Guy: Damn, I ain't need a
Robocop anyways!
Girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??