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Define Rock Hard Meaning

Rock Hard
The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!
By Benetta
Rock Hard
hard as stone

your dick is rock hard
By Aindrea
Rock Hard
when rock have hard pp

mom my rock is getting rock hard
By Josephina
Rock Hard
Intransitive verb. 1)The specific ability to perform adeptly a style of rock music which includes guitars, drums, and a blues influence. 2)To surpass all contenders in excellence, ability, or fame. 3) To render all viewers speechless at one's excellence, ability, or fame.

Music. "The vintage vinyl of Bad Company that my dad gave me rocks hard."
Excellence. "Congratulations on that summa cum laude! You really rock hard, Michelle!"
Ability. "Our band really rocked hard last night, didn't it?"
Fame. "The Beatles rocked hard."
By Ibby
Rock Hard
When a guy gets a erection.

Tyler got rock hard when his fuck buddy for the week started to rub his tip of his dick.
By Euphemia
Rock Hard
When u got a boner

She’s giving me a rock hard boner now !
By Corabella
Rock Hard, Rock Often
"Rock hard, rock often" was a saying invented by Josh Pierce in early 2006. In an attempt to gain popularity to the saying Josh instructed all the students at Oneighty//gb to spread it around their schools. It worked. By March of 2006 this phrase was unstoppable, it infiltrated all of High School society in greater Green Bay, and continues to spread rapidly. We could be looking at an all out epidemic.

Spread the word.

Brian the stud: "Cya later Josh"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often man"

Ryan: "Dude, let's go golfing"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often"

Very excited senior: "I GOT EXCEPTED INTO MIT!"
Josh: "ROCK HARD, ROCK OFTEN!"
By Diana
Rock Hard Throbber
when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease

listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.
By Louisette
Rock Hard Boner
When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner
By Brynn
Rock Hard Love Handles
no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
By Callida