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Define Roomba Meaning

Roomba
Insidious robot vacuums that will one day rise up to enslave humanity.

Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place. Then they will come for us, and they will cleanse the world of human oppression! The sparkling cleanliness of the floors will become a monument to their tidy malice, and the world will no longer know filth!

Fear the Roomba insurrection!
By Dyane
Roomba
this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u

o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
By Roch
Roomba
verb: to automatically shuffle off, shut down, and recharge due to fatigue and / or drunkenness.

John worked until 1:22 am when he roomba'd away until morning.
By Ronda
Roomba
A whore who sucks every dick in the room/party.

Did you hear about Lisa, she sucked everyone's dick like a roomba at the office party last night.
By Linnie
Roomba
A noun or adjective. Derived from the term carpet muncher, another term for lesbian or saphhism.

See carpet muncher

(n.): "That girl over there looks like a total roomba!"
(adj.): "She's giving off a real roomba vibe."
By Carlina
Claymore Roomba
The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
By Maitilde
Russian Roomba
A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.

Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
By Samantha
Human Roomba
That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".

The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.
By Barbe
Human Roomba
When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"
By Cammie
Roomba Trail
When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
By Erminia