Define Rtd Meaning

Rtd

bout to go listen to biggie's best album! rtd
By Rhea
Rtd
Ready to die

for example,
'hey i want to die'
and the other person says
'heck nooooo
i'm not rtd!!!!!!!!!'

hey, are you rtd?

why would i want to do that!!!!!

By Laetitia
RTD
1)(noun) Someone who has had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of something, yet arrives late in the day, and then takes credit for its success. (see also:Cartmel)

2)(noun) A fat, smug, offensive, opinionated homosexual who parries any criticism of his ego with claims that the person who is disgusted by him is just homophobic.

3)(verb) The act of defiling something of cultural and historic value with some lowest-common-denominator smut

1)
Guy 1:Yeah, yeah, I won the match! Me me me!
Guy 2:Dude, you only came on with 15 seconds left and never even touched the ball. Don't be such an RTD.

2)
Rude bastard:Get out of my fucking way you ugly piece of shit!(spits at person)
Normal guy:There's no need to behave like that. Do you mind?
Rude bastard:Ahhhhh!!! You bigoted homophobic NAZI!
Normal guy:I couldn't care who you have sex with, but stop being so rude you fucking RTD!

3)Guy 1:Someone took a big shit all over the Declaration of Independence.
Guy 2:Yeah, they really RTD'd it!
By Kylynn
RTD
An shortened spelling of 'retard'.

1: That guy is such an RTD
2: What, that's his name?
1: No. rtd as in like, retard.
By Simone
RTD
Ride this dick-

Come over and RTD”
By Robinet
RTD
Russell T. Davies. Executive producer of Doctor Who and master of the Gay Agenda.

Many fans believe that RTD must go!
By Lizabeth
RTD
Is an abbreviation for the YouTube term "read the description" for the misfits that don't read the description instinctly

Guy who didn't read description: "What's this (inside joke from the description) everyone's talking about?!?!"

Reply: "RTD"
By Cherye
RTD
Ride That Dick

Cum here slut and RTD.
By Audy
RTDS

RTDS is run by Trek
By Antonella
RTD
Ready To Drink.

An alcoholic drink consisting of a premixed spirit usually vodka diluted with flavouring eg peach, blackberry, orange. About the same percentage as beer. Popular with teenagers

What are you guys drinking tonight? We are drinking RTD's.
By Madelyn