Define Would I Meaning

Would I
An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
By Lorri
How Would I Know
Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"
By Phaidra
I Would
Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.
By Nisse
I Would
When you see a girl that you'd fuck.

EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.
By Lolly
I Would
short for 'i would have sex with them.' more often used in a jokey sense

'You look really hot today. I would'

*man sees good looking girl walk past* 'I would.'
By Helene
I Would
May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects

"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
By Naomi
I Would
May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects

"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
By Kiley
I Would
A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:

Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
By Faunie
I Would
Something you say when you see a fit women

JIM - "Shes Fit!"
BARRY - "I would, DEFFO!!"
By Maritsa
I Would _____ To _____
A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.

I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.
By Phaedra