Define Santa Clara Meaning

Santa Clara
A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

By Riannon
Santa Clara
A small town hidden from mapview by its larger counterparts, San Jose and San Fransisco, that was once known for having very little Gang activiy and low crime rates. Due to recent development (see any article on the SF Forty-Niners) the city has slowly grown more violent, constantly being littered and tagged by various gangs now flocking to the area.

Santa Clara also houses California's Great America - a constant nuisance for surrounding neighborhoods, as they crank the speakers up higher every year. What little name the city has is usually followed up with some ridiculous announcement of how many more pot clubs have sprung up or how many people have died from house fires. This often hides the more refined parts of Santa Clara, which often includes small, one or two-day competitions for musicians and artists who get featured in either the Triton Museum of Art (artists) or in some other city (commonly schoolkids who have taken up Orchestra or Band.) Which sucks, since it robs reputation away from the best place in the Bay.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about San Jose State's music students winning the state competition?

Person 2: You idiot, they were an Ensemble from Santa Clara.

or:

Person 1: Dude, I didn't know Santa Clara had such great Artists!

Person 2: Yeah, nobody knows because the bigger cities like to take them away to their art schools.
By Bathsheba
Santa Clara
the place wouldnt be so bad, but surly fuckin lives there. so it pretty much sucks hella dick.

surly is a bitch ass hoe, and she lives in santa clara.
By Robbie
Santa Clara University
1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge

Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!
By Ester
Santa Clara Bucksaw
A term for a sex position that originated in Upstate NY. The term is synonymous with the Eiffel Tower sex position.

TC: Did you enjoy that Santa Clara Bucksaw last night?
Annette: Yeah, it was really fun.
RJ: I didn't have fun, I had to do anal!
By Kendre
Santa Clara County
Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.

1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.
By Riane
Santa Clara Hockey
When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.
By Max
Santa Clara Townies
A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.

1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"

"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."

2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."
By Layla
Santa Clara Bruins
The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year

Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"

Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"

after the game....

Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"

Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"
By Quinta
Santa Clara, CA
Small city in California who thinks THEY ARE CALIFORNIA. (see definition of egotistical) However in reality they are simply a SECTION of San Jose, which is a PART of San Francisco, which is only bout HALF of the bay area. Which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in California. For this reason, Santa Clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.

I'M from Santa Clara, CA. Thats why im better than you.
By Danita