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Define Scenic Route Meaning

Scenic Route
1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.
By Merrie
Scenic Route
An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"
By Philipa
Scenic Route
An imaginary route used to explain otherwise inexplicable lateness.

Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."
By Janela
Scenic Route
The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.
By Hali
Scenic Route
1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.

"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."
By Maisie
Take The Scenic Route
The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.
By Lanny
B Fus Scenic Route
a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution

Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?

Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route
By Jehanna
Scenic Route
Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.
By Susannah
Scenic Route
Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night
By Loleta
Scenic Route
The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn
By Lissa