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Define Schiavo Meaning

Schiavo
To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.

"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"
By Hedwig
Schiavo
n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.

Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
By Stacee
Schiavo
(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.

"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."
By Brigida
Schiavo
verb. To terminate a process, task, or relationship that is yielding little response, and no benefit. To pull the plug.

"Ever since this became a long-distance relationship, we've been talking less and less, and finally I realized it was time to schiavo the whole thing."
By Katerina
Schiavo
To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.

To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.
By Josselyn
Schiavo
To zone out, become generaly unaware of ones surroundings, most oftenly with head tilted back and mouth agape.

Can also apply to somone sleeping, so long as the head is tilted backwards, and mouth is open.

To be used as in, "Pulling a schiavo"

"Mike was pulling a schiavo, so i threw some Mini Oreos in his mouth"
By Jewel
Schiavo
(v) to be extremely lazy; purposely vegetating to a point of ignoring human contact

Herrmanno was so tired after work that he only wanted to sit in front of the TV and schiavo.
By Eunice
Schiavo
(n.): 1. (a) A topic or matter which does not reasonably need further public examination or discussion, yet is still discussed and examined as if it is a controversy or a travesty; (b) an action or attempted action inspired by such a contrivance. (origin: old Venetian 'schiavo'--slave; later became 'ciao'; possible link to 'shameful')

(a) The growing coverage of celebrity court appearances in informational news plants schiavos in the once-healthy garden of relevant facts and events. (b) When blogs produced by disgruntled hardliners surround interviews and findings with inflammatory rhetoric, a mass schiavo can sometimes result.
By Minerva
Schiavo
(verb) To behave in a way which significantly increases the chance of self-inflicted coma or a similar vegetative state, a la Terri Schiavo.

Jim's been pruning trees with a chain saw while standing on an idling 4-Wheeler. That dude's going to schiavo himself!

You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.
By Janna
Schiavo
Schiavo, proper v. To put one into a vegetative state limiting their activites to *blink* grrmrmmrrrnnn *blink*

1) That girls titties were so big, I was Schiavoed. 2) If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to Schiavo your ass. 3) You Schiavoed me at "hello."
By Minette