Jim said, “Helga, WHY DID YOU SCHNOZ THE SCHNOZ?!?!”
“YOUR SCHNOZ DESERVED TO BE SCNOZZED!!” exclaimed Helga.
By Evonne
Schnoz
An abnormally large nose that is very long and pointy. Someone with a schnoz should stand at least 50 feet away from someone or they might poke someone in the eye with that humongous ass nose. If you see a short kid with a long pointy Schnoz, then it is likely Cody.
Hey asshole, where did my cocaine go? Oh, Cody snorted up the cocaine with his huge ass Schnoz. That big nosed bastard!
By Talia
Proximate Schnoz
The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.
Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!